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Mezas Diary Quotes for 2002
TO MY DEAR PEOPLE!
I have compiled a small amount of quotes (shut up, I know its 12 pages) for your enjoyment. Its the celebration of the New Year.
Just to make it easier on you who arent going to save this thing I have painstakingly colour coded it all by these categories:
*Futurama *Clare * Amy * Aza * Aj **loretta
*The TAMSOA crew *Family Guy * fran * ally *Melanie *song excerpts *Simpsons * English programs/books (monty python, elexie sale Douglas addams etc) *Typical and original mez * nicolodeon favs * Sabrina *Gilmore girls * science moments *teachers *??? *others The voice of reason (otherwise know as AJ, as In AJs actually writing mEz you stupid woman)
I luv u all.. enjoy!
*Dude, my hands are huge! They can touch everything but themselves..oh wait!- Futurama, Luer from the omacronians( feeling a bit funny after eating a hippy)
*101 things to do with a dead furby.. (aj and I are never out of crazy ideas.
well AJ isnt anyway, stealing my ideas and making them sound like yours! hmph)
*ooooohhhhhhhhh boogy boogy boogy!-ok so its even scarier nowshutup!
*Drudgenee (amy? I think you inspired this)
*Were going to Bonydoo..(ahh the castle)
*Homer loves mindy!
*Wink Wink ,nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean ,say no more!
*Does your wife go ey? Does she go?
She sometimes goes yes
SAY NO MORE!
*Repetition Repetition Repetition!
*Aximili Egsagarouth Isthil? Hey cmon ax is so simple!
*Franklins look at us now. WOW! (sarah, I think u inspired this)
*Mez, do u know what probability is? Probably.
*so, what are the chances your actually doing that? 1 is to 1 DOH!
*what? NO Squishie? ILL KILL U ALL!!!!! And now for myself.WHAT? NO BULLETS??? Ohhhhhhh cherry fizzI didnt know they still made these!!! (johnnie the homicidal maniac)
*I want an all Syrup super squishie (GASP)such a thing has never been done! AHHHHHH ITS GOING TO BLOW (ding) all done, if u survive..please come again.
its soooo thick!
"Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and youll have shoes."
* Spring field spring field new york new york new york is that away man! thanks kid!
*Great deduction, youre a credit to your species!
*Id prefer banana flavoured energy bars made of tofu!
*I didnt even know monkeys COULD cry. THEY CANT! ITS ALL THE HAT! ( gunter the monkey ,an experiment from professor Farnsworth)
*We had to get rid of his baton. I mean , he was different enough!
*Silly silly customer.you can never kill a twinkee !
*Butterfly in reverse maryann your better than the world- kath
*Ozzy ozbourne will take over the world if nicky webster dosent watch out!
*hey, your turltles got RED eyes! YESMY TURTLE IS EVIL- finally, a child that knows how to get that guy on whats in the box to react with fear!
*ohhhhhh its random act of stupidity time! Hang on ive gotta get my shoes out of the washing machine!
*Quit harassing the washing machine! BEEEP BEEP!
*A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do , and Im gonna do what u tell me to cause im top dog around here -but ive been neutered!
*Always keep what feels good close!
*Nat. cat day???? (7th of March)
*BANNANA BOAT -do do do do do. (Cath p. the week in the city)
*Your not as fat as u think u r! FINALLY!!
*Whether u believe you can or u cant , your right!
*American: Lord, im gonna stand up!
Aussie: Yeah mate Ill stand up!
*Shave the kitty -NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! What do you mean NO? Ill shave it, you wait and see
*Their getting away! Very very slowly. their going to the old mill! No were not! well lets go to the old mill anyway!
*DOH A DEER! A female deer!
*right.
*would u like to finish that sentence? (Ahh,stupid teachersknowing stuff)
*and who could forget dear rat boy? RAT BOY? I resent that! BART STOP GNAWING ON THE WALLS!
*Rip it up and turn the page.
*Homer: AWWW $20? I wanted a peanut!
Brain: $20 can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW!!!
Brain: money can be exchanged for food and services
Homer: WHOOOHOOO!!! (trips over and money blows out the window) ohhhhhhhhhh!
*look , shes bouncing
! Benzopunkypines, Amyl nitrate , crystal mezdrug free clare. (Somebody get me a gun and lots of ammo)
· Its moysterising!
· Teena arena
· Is this genetically modified chicken?mmmmm growth hormones!
· Saffron lie
· A worsening fact: 75% is tall , 25 % short (oh!!!)
· Mmmmmm Cytoplasm!
· Please louise pull me offa my knees , jack get back cmon b4 we crack
· Now mr dj , ive asked u three times play my m*^&%$ #*(%)#@ song!
· EVERY BODY CUT FOOTLOOSE! (Purple is a fruit no dont lick the screen)
· When your sitting on a wharf
· No,no that treble cleff is soooo wrong (Ill give you all one guess)
· do you know what class the school captains in?
I AM the school captain!
· Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where is there a white night apon a firey steed? I need a hero! shut up mez! (well the resident god now lives next door to Mez, feel free to drop by)
· I got a two track playing in my head
· Ahhhhhhhhhh this is a blank page!!!
· Heaven helps the man who fights the fearmez! sorry
· Its flylylylyly not hiIiIiIi
· I fell in love with a backed potato, when I started to dance , yeah in france!
· May cause floating feeling
· Caution , fake warnings around
· NOTE: fake notices are frequent!
· NOTE: hey..wait a minuite!
· Warning invisible notices visible!!! (God damned highlighter tool)
· Whenever I feel like exercise I lay down until the feeling passes. (Jessica ws locker magnet)
· Anzac day.if it wernt for them wed have bad cookies!
· C! I , baby b , r ,u
· Every one needs a little tender loving bear! (this christain card Ive got on my desk -amy youd love it!)
· Funky spunk ee munkee punky! WTLF need I say more
· Franny fran fran fran.. mezzy mez mez mez clar ey clare clare clareamy amy amy amy-DOH !
· Go on with u!
· 2b or not 2b? that is the question whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to die damn! You mean that was about pencils, I was showing off for PENCILS!!!! GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
· Aim 4 the sky and u wont shoot yourself in the foot!
· It took an hour to write.. I thought itd take an hour to read it!
· Possessed cacti
· Hello, my name is carlos, the barracuda, I am a sexy beast, call me, call me now on 1900 9 CARLOS!
· Margret when you meet the men up there you cen ask him!
· Heve you seen those flowers thet look loike their going to eat you? You know..snep snep snep..their snep dregons ladies!
· Fall on your knees and thank god your on your feet!
· I am but a figment of your infatuation
· SAVE TREES (eat beavers)
· DONT DRINK DRIVE (its a washing powder) NO drive and Drink, how dumb are you people
· BACK PAIN? Why not have your spine removed?
· Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
· MoonShine!!!! shut up!
· M to the EZ!
· Black is darker than blue!(thats very true.especially in pen in a SCHOOL DIARY!!~!!)
· Your wasness dosent matter if your isness really am!
· Oh god im so depressed
· Why stop now? Just when im hating it!
· Invite the dreams -?
· oh potter u rotter what have u done ,ur killing all the students and u think its good fun! - (GO PEEVES!!!) Hi my names Harry Nutter, and Im special HARRY!!! Shutup and flip the burgers I am special Ill show you
· Dont talk unless u can improve the silence
· Be kind to ur body, its the only 1 u have GOD! You humans ARE primitive Only one body! Erm I mean Mothership their on to us
· Its not homework unless its due tomorrow
· If we dont know it, chances are were not interested in learning It!
· War DOSENT DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT, BUT WHO IS LEFT!
· If u ask youre an idiot for five minuites if u dont ask youre an idiot forever! (the white board displayed something I understood in maths for once)
· I didnt do it!
· the spring field observatory . bigger mirrors and bigger fun!
· The floor of moes has kept my back straight for aught..BRAAAAAP
· LETHAL CARWASH IV
· Grimey! The frank grimes story!
· Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death , I shall fear no evil , for thine art with me.Thy rod and thy staff comfort me and so fourth23rd psalm of David
· Sleep easy motel
· 100 tacos for $100. I sure could go for 100 tacos right now
· Licking a stamp, you can gain 6 calories, but its ok coz if u bang ur head on a brick for an hour u can loose 20!! Bless the almighty stress relieving kit
· Jittery Joes coffee shop.
· BLOOGY!!! (AMY R!!!!)
· Aloha moe! He he heee look at moe dance!
· If anyone wants me ill be in my roomwhat kind of catch phrase is that?
· FarfanoogenShnoogandoogen
· Dorsalfinsinkookamunga! (g girls)
· Purplemonkeydishwasher!
· Oh YEAH!!!!
· Eyyyyyy!!!
· What a strange Coinkidink
· Stimpy u iiiidddddiuuuuttt!!!!
· whats a senegul? its a country, not a word mez!
· DUFFMAN CANT BREATHE!!!!OHHHHH NO!
· Looks like that brown patch needs a little H2O. OH YEAH!
· 24 HOURS IN A DAY .24 BEERS IN A CASE. COINCIDENCE?
· La Senora smith es muy chica!
· Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it!
· Im a nobody, nobodys perfect therefore im perfect!
· Im the person your mother warned u about!
· Banana!
· TAMSOA- the Almighty society of Abnormality
· Whoosa whatsa?
· And whats the deal with plain muffins?
· DERTAH-trust me it helps
· Today is Monday-cleverly disquised as Tuesday!
· 30 times every 30 mins!
· BURN SHOE BURN!
· As they wait patiently around the microscopic shoe, the campfire flickers as they start the 30th chant burn shoe burn!
· Wonkers!
· Wonka You wanker what are you doing locked up down! It was those darn Oompah-Loompas!!!!
· Oompah-Loompa doopadey dooh try and free Wonka you wont go far!!! Oompah-Loompa doopadey deeh tonight we eat Cecil tommorow Stubby!
· Isnt he like heaven on a stick?-yes a rotating one!
· Do u see towels, if u c towels ur probably in the linen closet again. just a second ..no its some where where I havent been before. Hehe the shower!
· Be a good blubber in law
· Its like he disappeared into fat-air hehe
· Human fly hereawwww cmon, I stayed up all night dying my underwear!
· AIAT- arran is a turkey assosiation
· Mc smurf meal
· ZIM!
· Swatch
· Oh shazbut!
· Spiritgfingers!
· Today is a day like every other day!
· Mmmkay?
· Yes mhmmmm definatley!
· Indeedy
· Okaly dokaly!
· hey flanders, wont you join me in my kitchen? uhhh it dosent work if u invite them hidely hey! go hometoodaly doo!
· M to the E to the Z to the A
· DEEP in the vally ofdooom de doom doom!
· why shouldnt my goose , sing as well as thy goose , when I paid for my goose twice as much as thou HEY! Speaking in YE OLDE ENGLISH Screweth thine mumma
· Captains log started 8169.7 .The enterprise has just discovered a strange new planet (in the gamma fallopian star system) MASULU! Ahead wop nine!
· All right men this is a dangerous mission, and its possible one of us will be killed! The landing party will comsist of myself, mr spock and enson rickyaww craP!
· Unhand me yankee!!!
· Hello, my name is William shatner and I just came from a conference about how television keeps families togethersay would u like to join me? aww well thats great but I was just about to go to oktober fest with the shnitsel bar! WAIT A MINUITE! I love shnitsel!oh well, come with me then! wait 4 me in the car!
*Beam me up! GOD! whoa, I did not see that one coming!
*scene deleted
*but don bot, you must let me off!!! Open your mercy file and release me!file not found!
*Turblacky!
*Im leavin on a jet plane..
*Comfy comfy!
Everyone was doin it , I just wanted to be popular!
* Cletuses kids : Tiffany,heather,cody,Dylan, dermott,Jordan, taylor ,Brittany, wesly, rumer, scoutm, Cassidy ,zoe ,chloe, max ,hunter, kendall ,kaitlyn, noah, sasha ,morgan ,kira ,ian ,Lauren ,qbert, phill. And geetchmy smellhound.
* Nitrifying!
H M M M M P H!
flea temptation
Un bounced? Dont be redikerous!
TTFN! Taataa for now!
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbours dog
Its great for a snack it fits on your back
Its log log LOG
Its loooog its looog its big its heavy its wood
Its looooog its loog its better than BAD ITS GOOD!
Everyone wants a log your gonna love it log
Everyone needs a log!
Hey dude do you want this stuff in a box too? Nah I think Its time for a break. BLAM BLAM God I hate spiders Damn man! Do you have you to solve EVERY little problem by blowing it to shit with a fire arm. No If something really shits me off I set a bag of rabid shrews on it. Yes but are the shrews HUNGRY They can skeletonise a neighbours Poodle in 45 seconds by my watch.
www.funnyjunk.com <http://www.funnyjunk.com> recent begin the saga today!
Ohhhhhh ive got a Z in my name , im BAAAD!!!
Think less bounce more!-what is this message displaying to children? Definantly not to use condoms
Funny funny girl
Cheef van cherikee! (im so happy doin the new tribe dance!)
Buck:who knows the lords protectors mind herin?
King henry 4th: from the orient to the drooping west!-SHAKESPHERE
Shakesphere in the vines..hehehehe
Oh dead bodies ey what I think id better die too!-(AGP)
Dear diary, of my past and previous experiences of life in a bubble, here are the things I miss the most sunsets, dandylions, the smell of bacon in the morning.
I slouch therefore I am!
Capsicum capsicum capsicum!- ( if you think this contains a special funny message you were wrong)
Tom tom the pipers son, god I hate that little dickhead!
Apple orange apple banana ,banana banana banana banana! Sense a theme?
You could eat off my floor, there are certainly enough crumbs!
Are you familiar with my friend AL GORE?
Killer alge attacks Tasmania
GO YODA!
The death star arriveshey!
Here comes a bludger..hey how ya doin?
Shoe shoe shoe shoe, small small small small, thieving thieving , Aaaaaants aaaants , smurf surf smurf smurf!
Book book book book ohhhhh I gotta new oneshoe shoe shoe shoe!what are you doing? im trying to remember to give my book into the library so im saying book book book book I DONT BELIEVE YOU
The flea to society
You germ!
We are the nights that say NI! NI !
we are no longer the nights that say ni, we are now the nights that say eki eki eki ptang neepow whoooooop!!!! And we demand ANOTHER SHRUBBERY, you know so can get a nice 2 layer effect!!! And you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with THIS HERRING.
Classiflied!
Clorified compounds -filters-different industries! (there must have been some relevance when I wrote this!)
Hurri curri-its more than it sounds
Do eyes grow apples? No . why? she was the apple of her fathers eye!
Twigs are the meat of the dessert!
TRAB PU KCIP TRAB PU KCIP. MILLHOUSE!stop writing on the walls!
Good GOD! Theres someone else in that tree! (ahh, open night)
Shmozel-Tresca
feeling a bit stupid are we now mr atheist?
Procrastinating princess
the wise woman,THE WISE WOMAN! There are two things ye must know about the wise woman!.the firstshesA WOMAN!!!! And the second. shes..wise? oh you do know her then! no , just a wild stab in the dark, which is what youll be getting in a minuite if you dont tell me where I can find her!
NYANG!
NYANGITY!!!!
MmmnCLAVIN CLAY!!!
Nothing can stop me now.except microscopic germs!
Uhh sir, I just dropped your taco in the deep friar.hang on ill get it outjust a second..owww owwww!
Nice shoes! shutup! -u can tell im fashionable..boots with my pjs
remember the time I dropped my keys, and u thought the phone was ringing?
I know thou wilt say ay Eyyyy!! -romeo and Juliet rule!!
Its all troys fault!
trojent
there it be!-jess
im trying to scowl , but I just cant stop smiling yeah I usually have that effect on people
im feeling random.who likes bananas
im feeling random?.ohhhh ..that could be sooooo taken 2 ways!
Why r u giving me that hey I wanna kill someone but im too happy to look?
hey can I get some raising of hands of people who are dead here?
Glochemspheil-metal and wood
Pilucima (music)
Ladies I wants you to
Mezza note..? mezas norty?
how will offspring look loike?
listen to my order, im just wanting a 4 nugget thingie ,im trying to watch my calorie intake, take the six nuggets and throw two of them away.SMALL SEASONED CURLEYS and a JUNIOR weturn bacon cheese NO ONION! tenacious D (Explosivo!)
I DIDDNT FAIL! I JUST FOUND 10,000 WAYS IT DIDDNT WORK!-
Kettle = Cattle
Kimmie, look at moiye look at moiye look at moiye!!!-(kath&kim)
Then it just woot!-shoebridge
Slieve snaught-apparently a place in Londonderry (Ireland)
Its time for your whipped cream bath alexie!
THE WHOLE TRIANGLE AND NOTHING BUT THE TRIANGLE
That cupboard is sooooooo sexy!, that is one good looking cupboard!
what are you staring at no really. What?-smith
now back to the wall!
hang on, hes chisling his windscreen
oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a 30 foot well, are you all right?
People are walking around like happymeals with legs!
Elvis is not dead, he is barney the purple dinosaur!
Look at me im a bunnygive me some moneythat was fonney!!!
You heve a coil, but then thet coil, is made out of coil!
He was the bugie woogie bugle boy from company B!
Im a lumberjack and im ok , isleep all night and I work all day!
Which ones the PIE button? The one that looks like a house with no roofyou can see WE ARE technical in maths!
IT was her in pa01 with the bubble wrap!
Toneality
Lets do the fourth question with the ket, lets do the ket please..
Im as drunk as a skunk, but skunks dont get drunk! im as drunk as an ALCHOHOLIC!
IM NOT AN ALCHOLOIC, Im a drunk! (alchoholics go to meetings!)
Green armed closet people!
UFI WHAT? An unidentified flying triangle uhhjesica, how do u spell triangle?
Can you watch the beast for me? Make sure it dosent move? yeah and when youve finished doing that can u watch the dog?
YAYNESS!
Ta ah, whoops!
When falling towards the locker at high speed, always remember to laugh when you hit the targetow!
Mmmmmm vampireish
Antigone!
NICKY WEBSTER: ive been missen your strawberry kisses..
MELANIE DRIVER: I didnt know guys wore lip gloss!!!
A DUCK STOLE MY HAT
That would require a de bigulator mmmmhayy
Whats sleep when theres nothing to dream about?
What can we do with a drunken sailor?steel his breeches and tell his mother what hes been up to!
I probably shouldnt have eaten that grass!
Yellow chicken souparg arg arrrrg
It makes me all frowny with pure nugat filled hatred!
Who invented Vaughn Williams anyway?
U are an idiot . ha ha ah ah ahhhha ha ha
Claire: im playing music with my chest!
You dont have to be perfect to be loved.i wish THAT was true!
Mezas therym : PIE (3.141590) ×369 = EXTREME PIENESS (ANGRY MEZ) EXTREME PIENESS = COMPLETE PIENESS
(3.14159 ×360 = 1159.2467100) which equals complete pieness!
Why fat people shouldnt bungee with an extra long bungee chord-(cough Shoebrigde coughthanks sir)
Cheers princie, Cheers montie CHING!
THANKS MIKE (chicks stepping out of micheals helicopter)
Dont get mad! GET EVEN!
uh, hello , my name is Kathryn Velikovic and im doing a documentary on newspaper hats..
do you have any venesualin beaver cheese? not today sir
deliberate accidental flame
now Maryann, your making this very difficult for me!(Cath p)
Eelie Eelie , Crabbie Crabbie!
This limited time addition will only last a limit of time!
BUT PIE.. BUT PIE NOTHING! youve been talking to aza!
That will bring us back to do oh oh oh oh DOH!
Buddy can I borrow your baseball bat? sure man..
would u rather exist ? do you mean right now or normally?-brides of Christshudder
hihihihihihihi look, its MUTATION KITTY!(PA01 october calender)
I value your friendship very much! If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket Id really @#$%^ miss u!
Crucio!.silence.. Heypsssst, your supposed to scream!. silence oh screw u!, now your gonna pay!!! Arvad Arvada arvad!
silence oh I give up!
AARDVARK
Yellow fever?
Its ok franiness, now can put your head in a soupbowl and sing the French anthem!
Mez. Your lifes annoying , can I kill u?
You have one eye!
Rownan keating impersination (NOOOOOOO)
If one more person calls me cute. your cute! excepting you of course mother!
sweetness
Yes sir, mam, person!-jess
give your mum a mark please!-( mr fergusongod bless him)
Fine fine, Absolutely thriving with wrongability but FINE!-(Rimmer-red dwarf)
Hihhhihihihihihhihihhihihihiihihihihihiongomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogomgomgomgogmomgomg.OMG!- I THINK I WAS OVER EXCITED
You can never have too much.hard hat areafor bob!
Due to an Antidisestablishmenterianism , you were chosen as my kk.
Nun in the dark (AHHHHHHHH)
She could adopt a grandchild hello sanji
Youre the fungus in my milk - silverchair
BEWARE OF THE RACOON!!!
Random amy quote: Chocholate covered furbys are hazardous to most anorexic water born snail like creatures.
elmo wants to be a chicken(for a second opinion see the last pg)
I love you deeply
I love you so much
I love the sound of your voice
and the way that we touch Walking AWAY
I love your warm smile
And your kind gentle way
Great joy you bring into my life
Everyday
I love you now
As I did from the start
And ill love you forever with
all of my heart.
Half a bee philosophically , must ipso- facto half not bee
Youre the Analest
Burn the fish plate executing memories
Hazy!
It seems to be in fashion to need your coldsore cream
HA ha! WELCOME TO HELL!!!
YEAR 10
For the next 52 weeks 26 fourtnights and 12 months of your life you will be under extremely poor conditions , exploited for cheap intellectual labour and by the end of the year only two of you will survive! Which of your grade will it be?
WHO WILL BE THE FINAL SURVIVOR???? (cath p)
Move out of my way, you smelly hippy!
I am shocked shocked!.well not that shocked.
Lord pray for me when I am prickly and bruised.-morning prayer
Give me an I give me a G give me a N give me an A give me a T give me ahow do u spell Ignatius?
I am sooooo over guys..and girls!
Dagma!
When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
Oh I would soooo do amy r!-(? amy?)
ive got a maths test today, but im not going to stress out because stressing out causes failure(5 mins later) IM STRESSING OUT!!!
with the hurting and the crashing and the screaming and the mmmmhaayyy!
Thats gotta hoit!
Welp, im an idiot!
Who da man? (usually answered with well your not!)
Very heavy, very creepy!!!
Uno momento (one moment!)
And now its time for the show weve got people all over the world saying wheres the remote?
Oh look, a banana peel.whoooooo!
Enter right curley bracketagp!(American girls premiere)
Your all squares and angles!
Gerbal genicide is his intention!
hey, dont blow them up! Their savillians!!! yeah? Savillion this!*BOOOOM*
Talk about a preachy book! Everyones a sinner-except this guy!
could u start fixing it pretty soon, the basements awfully floodedand I think the cats down there! MEOOOOW Well I probably wont get the parts for another 2 to 3 weeks and thats is I order them todaywhich I wont. Well what should we do till u get back? awww put a pan down there awwwwww it didnt work
Hey salem, you wanna come inside?Just a minuite im having a staring competition with the cat across the streetuhuh! I won! IN YOUR FACE FLUFFY!
Medieval England!
Not that boxthat box ohhhhhh that box.. nooooo that box!
There is no water for your big boat..ha ha ha
BOOOOOOOOONEEEEEY!
Gilato il gatto (ice cream the cat)
Flannelo camella (flannel the camel)
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