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SLOTH AND NERD
THE MUSICAL
Music Score: Sloth and Nerd theme Song {heavily percussioned with trumpets involved in someway or another within a large Orchestra, taking up the first few rows of the theatre}
To the tune of "Guys and Dolls"
-fiddly twirly intro-
"Sloth and Nerd, dadadadada Sloth and Nerd" and so fourth.
{Five girls enter in purple and pink leotards with feathery hair peices and have very brittish looking canes in their hands}
(the girls of course happen to be Amy D,Claire,Lorretta,Amy R and Mez)
{Mez and Amy D are dressed in Tails over their leotards and have top hats rather than feathers)
Amy and Mez seperate as they do a very well planned out correographed jig, and then Nisha and Liz enter with Sloth and Nerd on their arm,pulling them rather frustratedly as neither of them know where they are or what they are doing.
Amy and Mez take Sloth and Nerds hand, and bring them forward where the Audience screams and applaudes loudly.
The music flutters to a close, and we then realise Mishca is the conductress (also dressed in a suit).
She smiles sophisticatedly and waves to everyone when she is pointed to and applauded at by the dancers.
Amy and Mez skimper off to opposite sides of the stage leaving Sloth and Nerd in the Middle together - still looking very very confused.
A Border decends from the Upper stage framing Sloth and Nerd perfectly where a few random people with cameras rush up and snap a few pictures.
Amy R sits (conveniantly) on top of the border whilst raising one arm delicatley in the air whilst the border rises again ,which eventually hides it from the stage, and as the dancers join up again for the Chorus, they do the can-can.
Everything Blackens and two spotlights light up Amy and Mez.
Mez: Welcome Everyone!
Amy: To the Spectacular Musical:
Both: SLOTH AND NERD!!!!
Mez: This is a story about a guy named....um...
Amy: JUSTIN...mez....justin!
Mez:.....Sloth?
Amy: Sure..."sloth"
Mez: and His friend...
Amy *sighs lovingly* Nerd! :)
Mez:The Story Starts in Music Class in year 9........
Scene 1
Open's to Miss Aysom and her New Year 9 Music Class...
Miss Aysom: Goodmorning Girls!
Rangel: AND boys!~
Miss Aysom: *sighs to herself*.....and boys....
Now....where to begin?
*breaks into song*
Music Class Mayhem
Verse 1:
G C D G
Diatonic Pentatonic - their not the same...
A C D
Tonality... there Class...Remember that name!
G C D G
Treble Cleffs and Base Cleffs, they hold a fame
A C D
Watch those Semi-breives dont get colored in
Chorusish thing:
D C D
When will you students Listen to me?
G A D
Im Preparing you for your big gross...'so called' SC
Verse 2:
G C D G
Italian Terms and Sebastain Bach
C D
Vaughn Williams... - Pure Baroque Art!
G C D G
Count the Beats in this bar, then Clap for Me...
C D
This Rhythm Dictation, oh can't you see?
Another Chorusish thing, but not :
A
Why wont you listen to me , its a sin!
D
....Its ok, ill make you.... write from this Thing! *pulls out Music- A Histoy*
G C G
It dosent matter if you fail, just do your work
A D
I wont give up if it drives me beserk!
[Amy: hehe, and it will.]
G C D G
Daniel Mandic -Sit up straight! - Amy -you too! *Amy glares*
A C D
Actually, that goes for all of you!!!!
G C D
Adagio , Lento...Is very Slow Pace
A C D
Dont Rush now- this ISNT a race!
G C D G
Practice rooms are opened now , go learn these notes
A C G
If i catch you bludging , there'll be further Rehers......(said).-al
Miss Aysom: And ill make you Reherse INFRONT OF ME!
*class shudders at the thought of this*
*Knock at the DOor*
( Everyone gasps at the knock at the door, and only stephanie has the sence to get up and open it)
Aysom: Ahh, you must be our new student.... Justin!
Justin: um.... yeah.
Girls at the Back: *giggle*
Aysom: Girls! ......Class?
Class in CHorus: hi jus-tin
Aysom: COme come, i'll show you around...Class.. wait here for a minuite please..
Amy: wow...."new guy"
Mez: hehe.... he looks like that Sloth from Ice Age.... what's his name?
Amy: Justin
Mez:...... i dunno, i officially labell him ... "Sloth".
Aysom (returns): Ok, you can go to the Practice Rooms now.... Whats the order of Tones and Semitones in a Major Scale?
Class: Tone, Tone, Semitone, Tone ,Tone ,Tone ,Semitone!
-In Practice Rooms-
Amy: hey.. look, theres the new guy... there!
Mez: Hey there....umm......*looks at Amy*
Amy: ..Justin.
Justin: um....hi
Mez: Listen...do you mind if we call you Sloth?
Justin: um.....why...
Mez: (Interupting) Thanks Sloth!
Sloth: ...But...
Amy: Bye!
Aside
Amy: wow... the Guys here suck! All we have here is Sloth and... (random Nerd walks past) ...Nerd
Mez: Ahh... Sloth and Nerd
Random Nerd: hey!
Both: NOT YOU!
Aside from the Aside
Sloth: Man the Girls here Suck!
Nerd: oh.... i dont know...
Sloth: hah, of course you wouldnt... YOUR A NERD!
Nerd: that WASNT what i meant...
Sloth: nahh... all they have here is ... Steak... and.... Bone.
Nerd: Actually, thats quite a healthy variation...
Sloth: Shutup Nerd!
Nerd: *shrinks back*
Mez: hey, look.... its sloth AND nerd!
*START SINGING TOGETHER*
Both: Sloth and Nerd.... dadadadada..........(etc)
*Pauses for a Moment and the Dancers, who really shouldnt have ANYTHING to do with this part of the musical come on in a line with linked arms doing the can-can across the length of the stage only once for the hell of it*
Mez: hey.... you know what..... those names are really slack...
Amy: how so?
Mez: well....we cant call Nerd a Nerd!
Amy: yeah...for Nerd mabe....
Mez: Thats IT! I REFUSE to call nerd Nerd!...Yes ... I realise i just called him Nerd...
Amy: *shakes head and smirks at mez* Superman then?
Mez : *grunt* .... but Sloth.... well... he deserves it....
Amy: Why?
Mez: Just Check out what he's done to those girls over there!
*Song starts*
(This Song is sung by the Prodominantly Blonde Girls from year 8-9 that chase Justin around constantly)
Verse 1:
G D
He's Tall ...... And Really Dreamy
C D
Blonde Hair , Blue Eyes - Im gettin Steamy!
A
We want to Hold you...your sent From Above!
A D G
Refrain: OH Sloth! Take us to your Jungle of Love!
G D
Football Player, Look he's Coming Near me!
C D
I think my Visions getting Bleary
Amy: thats BLURY you IDIOT!
A
I could never ever get enough....
A D G
Refrain: OH Sloth! Take us to your Jungle of Love!
Amy: They make me sick!
Mez: hehe...you see...
Girls: *giggle*
G A
Slothie............. Oh hold us dear
G A
Slothie.....We want you here..
G A
Slothie We want you so...
D
take us! take us where you wanna go......
Mez: oh NO!
Amy: lets GO!
Mez: hey that Rhym... (gets pulled away)
At the bustop
(Margret runs onto the stage in a very dramatic manner, she gives a grin to the Audience who applaud, and then she continues to play her role.)
Margret: Oh MY GOSH!!!! DID you hear????
Mez: um....no....
Amy: What Margret what?
Margret: Word is round that Sloth has picked a girl!
Mez: hahaha Who might THIS be? *observes the crowd of girls gibbling at sloth*
Amy: hehehe yeah, Who?
Margret: *Sigh* Amelia.....arn't they CUTE???
Amy: my GOD!
Mez: wowzers
Amy: HEY AMELIA!!!! Do you like Sloth?
Amelia: no... *continues to file her nails* I like Michel....Who's Sloth?
Mez: Never Mind.
Wow..... SLoth Loves Amelia.......
Amy: And *SHE* loves Michel! hehehhe.
Sloth Loves Amelia
This Little Ditty.... is about a guy eho we like to call Sloth...
And a Girl.... named..... Amelia...
Chorus: A
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Sloth loves Amelia...
Sloth loves Amelia...
D E A
And She .....Loves..... Michel...
D E A
Verse 1: Now Michel... is.... a pizza boy.......
E D A
Who Amelia's been eyeing for some time...
E D E
And he only likes her..... because............(looks around)
Chorus: A
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Sloth loves Amelia...
Sloth loves Amelia...
D E A
And She .....Loves..... Michel...
Verse 2:
D E A
Amelia .... hates us.... for writing this....
D E D A
But we'll keep singing this song................
D E A
And this.... will ring.... forevermore.....
D E
Coz Mez and Amy's never wong.....
Chorus: A
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Sloth loves Amelia...
Sloth loves Amelia...
D E A
And She .....Loves..... Michel...
(During the song, so many people have joined in, it was so loud, Sloth enters, and everyone gets embarrassed)
*Sloth enters and the song stops*
Sloth: HEY! ... I dont like Amelia! ..... I don't even know who Amelia IS!
Mez: aww sure you do...
Amy: yeah, EVERYONE loves Amelia!
Sloth:pfffffffft... sure
A
Ohhhhhhhhhhh We all love Amelia...
We all love Amelia...
D E A
Even if, he .... dosent know her.....
Sloth: thats better
Mez: *phew!*
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